[A turret from the Portal games, on a stand, with the motion sensor lit up]
“Defend Your Home With Your Very Own Portal 2 Turret”
Valve and the merchandise vendor, Gaming Heads, has teamed up together to bring you the latest in nerdy décor. The Aperture turret stands at approximately 16 inches tall and includes a motion sensor that activates the eye light of your deadly friend. The turret is constructed of poly-stone, and is hand painted and finished. The statue also comes packed in a foam interior full coloured box with a validation card that ensures your product is genuine.
The exclusive version of this turret features a sound chip which plays in-game sounds from Portal 2, but has unfortunately already sold out (however you can be put on a wait list). The standard turrets are still available for $299.99 each, but numbers are limited and will be given on a first come first sever basis.
In the immortal words of Zoidberg “I’ll take eight!”
[A person wearing a knit hat shaped like a Beholder]
This is amazing.
Where can I get one? seriously?
[A Star Trek engagement ring]
Star Trek engagement ring :D